THIS! IS! FONTUCKY!
collective-history:

Metropolitan Police Box. Hammersmith, London. 1948. 

"Hello, I’m wondering if I can speak to a doctor please.  I’m terribly sorry to take up your time, but a man here has been shot and he seems to need some medical attention.  If you can, please get here as quickly as is convinent for you.  Thank you, have a nice day."
-Overly Polite British Constable, circa 1948

collective-history:

Metropolitan Police Box. Hammersmith, London. 1948. 

"Hello, I’m wondering if I can speak to a doctor please.  I’m terribly sorry to take up your time, but a man here has been shot and he seems to need some medical attention.  If you can, please get here as quickly as is convinent for you.  Thank you, have a nice day."

-Overly Polite British Constable, circa 1948

collegehumor:

OSU Marching Band Pays Tribute to Videogames

The real halftime show started when all the football players came out of the tunnel to give them wedgies.

collegehumor:

Years Until Half-Life 3 is Reached
It seems the student has become the teacher…..

Seems legit…

collegehumor:

Years Until Half-Life 3 is Reached

It seems the student has become the teacher…..

Seems legit…

theclearlydope:

BOOM ROASTED.
tastefullyoffensive:

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adventuretime:

Intimidating work. Thanks, Brian.

svalts:

Wands Are For Wimps

Created by Brian Luong

Too rad not to share…

Holy mother of fuck I want to get out of my shitstorm of a house…

arewehavingpunyet:

GNR Roofing - An appetite for construction - Spotted by accidentprone
You’re gonna roof the day you crossed GNR!! 

arewehavingpunyet:

GNR Roofing - An appetite for construction - Spotted by accidentprone

You’re gonna roof the day you crossed GNR!! 

"You know what?  Life is really awesome all the time!  There’s no one I hate, I get invited to all the parties, I’m in an awesome relationship, I have the best job ever, and my cat actually loves me and doesn’t just use me for food"

-No one ever

Ok, so this is going to be a really long rant, but whatever.  Why in the fuck do people freak out about going to their high school dances?  Is it really such a big deal to go do that shit?  I mean, look, the prices of the tickets are astronomically high, you have to wear fancy, uncomfortable clothes, and probably deal with a whole lot of fucking douchebags you hate.

 -pictured here doing what they do best:  Athletics!

If you got a girl to take, don’t you think she’d be a lot happier with a nice dinner or a gift or some shit that isn’t delving into a social sess pit of asshats.  If you’ve got a guy, he’d probably just be happy to not spend the batshit insane amount of money it costs.  Or, maybe, you could go to a real party… Who knows, there’s might be some alcohol there to drown your sorrows about not going to prom in.  Also…  the limo!

 

 -Oh god… the limo…

Who thought that would be a good idea in the first place?  Cram a bunch of douchy kids in monkey suits into one car.  Remember every road trip you’ve ever been on?  That is the amount of horror I imagine inside that death trap!

Anyways, now that that’s over with I can shut up and let you go about with the rest of your fine labor day weekend.  Cheers!